December 2010
91 posts
This morning I woke up and I was all like “I will make 2011 my bitch” and now, I have butterflies in my stomach. I have no clue what it will bring. what greatness it will bring, what sadness it will bring, what I will win, what I will lose and that scares the shit out of me. 2011 I beg you, be good to me.
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11.5 hours left in 2010
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punch me in the face
so i’m home for the holidays, remember? I do my own hair…and stupidly I forgot all of my clippers at home. I thought i’d be okay for 3 weeks —I thought wrong. about half hour ago I decided to try shaving my head with a razor…….completely fucked up the side and now there’s unplanned designs and patches on the side of my head. my...
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I’d honestly rather wear my chopped up Zeppelin tee with my docs sequence booty shorts and stockings than wear the designer diamond dresses everyone else is wearing tomorrow night. it’s like $40-$100 cover for some places and to be honest wandering the city drunk and playing drunk football and breaking my finger because I cant catch for shit when i’m drunk like a typical night is...
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helping my little brother with his first resume. I’ve been avoiding this for the past week i’ve been home. i’m actually tearing up! he’s not a baby anymore! wahhhhhhh
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Canada beats Norway, 10-1!
hockeyshtuffs:
TEN. ONE.
10-1
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I want
my headache to go away
in 2011 to have a cute boyfriend that i can style, make a mean breakfast for every morning! and just make him extremely happy.
birthday sex (January 11th) from my cute boyfriend that let’s me style him and make him a mean breakfast, and make extremely happy.
a giant closet like the one Big gets Carrie in Sex in the City
I also want a massive beer fridge the size...
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pretty drunk google-ing yo mama jokes on google with my brother hahaha i’m a fucking idiot
here are some gooders;
Yo momma’s so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Yo momma’s so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing “we are family”
Yo momma’s so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry...
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Dear Leafs, I have no complaints whatsoever. You...
mama’s still proud!
“…so what do you like to do for fun?” I hate that question, especially after a awkward silence. guys are lame sometimes
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losing my shit watching hockey
2:10 left in the 2nd 3-3 Leafs vs. Hurricanes LEAFS BABY!
decisions decisions… should I: down a pina colada, eat a mini tub of smarties ice cream, eat a mini tub of aero ice cream, ooooooooooor eat a mini tub of the new häagen-dazs ice cream?
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My clothes give you an intensity that you cannot bear. When something makes you...
– Alexander McQueen
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I vow to not shop for clothing for the rest of the...
as if there isn’t 4 days left in 2010. whatever! this is a big step for me.
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…………..having dinner with an ex tomorrow.
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shopped all day, worked all night. massage me PLEASE!
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dear USA:
keep that blizzard bullshit in your country. thanks eh!
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i just had my first cigg in 6 days, delicious poison. since i’m home for the holidays and no one knows that I smoke, I haven’t been able to have one. my mom (a health freak) would just tell me i’m going to get cancer and die, she’d be so disappointed. and my little one would probably just cry. I wouldn’t be able to handle the disgust on there face so I have to hide...
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I wish that I could have this moment for life.
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I almost chugged a jar of salsa because I thought...
time for bed j.
felt fucking fantastic to sleep in. I told work that they can suck it today. virtual hug to anyone that had to work! happy christmas eve
i love being naked. i really do
badcgijosh asked: You're absolutely right
Sorry for overlooking you
Because you do know I think you're gorgeous, right? Okay good.
Sorry for overlooking you
Because you do know I think you're gorgeous, right? Okay good.
i purchased like 70 items tonight christmas shopping, and 60 of those items were for me… lol oops i give gifts and surprises as if everyday is christmas to people i love. so i don’t feel bad at all.
merry xmas to meeeeee
xmas shopping starts now!
pb&j sandwhich & trend report. I need a massage need as in neeeeeeeed.
zoomsalad asked: youre really pretty. just sayin.
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can everyone please stop following constantflux!?...
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work was…….. okay so we basically have the ana wintour of my works company coming in on thursday so everyone has gone mad. he is only visiting us but we’re representing everyone else as well so everyone from around the district is helping out to perfect our store. our floors that look like they’ve never been cleaned, EVER, are being like hand washed...